MAKE EVERY PASSENGER DO A DOUBLE-TAKE BEFORE THEY EVEN SIT DOWN.
An OSHA-style warning sticker for your car door jamb. Your mates will read it out loud. Every single time.
Free shipping · Ships in 24h · 30-day 'if nobody laughs' refund
TRUSTED BY 14,800+ DRIVERS
YOUR CAR IS FINE. IT'S JUST NOT FUNNY.
EVERY CAR LOOKS THE SAME
Stock cars are a stock photo on wheels. This goes where nobody expects it, on the door jamb, so yours becomes the one people photograph in the car park.
THE JOKE DIES BY TUESDAY
Air fresheners, boot stickers, a slogan tee. The bit is spent by midweek. This one only fires when someone gets in, so it lands fresh on every new passenger.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE TRY-HARD
It isn't a flame wrap or a loud exhaust. It's a tiny official-looking notice in a place no one is ready for. That's exactly why it works.
FITTED IN UNDER A MINUTE. NO TOOLS, NO MESS.
CLEAN THE JAMB
Wipe the door jamb with the prep wipe in the pack and let it dry for 30 seconds. Dry is the whole trick.
PEEL AND LINE IT UP
Peel the sticker off the backing, line the top edge up with the curve of the jamb, and press down from the middle out.
SMOOTH AND DONE
Run your thumb along the edges, pull the transfer tape off at a hard angle, then shut the door and wait for the reaction.
Golden hour, driveway, passenger door open. This is the ten seconds before the laugh.
Car meet tested. Somebody always leans in to read the fine print.
BUILT LIKE A REAL SAFETY STICKER. WHICH MEANS YOU GET:
SURVIVES A HUNDRED CAR WASHES
Outdoor-grade vinyl and UV-cured ink. No fading, no curling, no peeling at the corner.
PEELS OFF IN ONE PIECE
Sold the car? It lifts clean with no glue left behind and no paint damage. No lost deposit.
READS FROM STANDING HEIGHT
4.5 x 3 inches. Big enough to clock instantly, small enough to look like it came from the factory.
GENUINELY LOOKS OFFICIAL
Real warning layout: yellow banner, warning triangle, red prohibition mark. The format is the joke.
BLACK STAYS BLACK
No sun-bleached pastel after one summer. The yellow holds and the text keeps its edge.
A PACK, NOT A SINGLE
One for each door, one for your mate's car, one spare for whoever steals it.
2,300+ REVIEWS. MOSTLY PEOPLE LAUGHING AT THEIR MATES.
4.8 out of 5 · verified buyers
My girlfriend reads it out loud every single time she gets in and then hits me. Best twelve quid I've spent on the car.
Put one on the passenger door and my mate genuinely asked if the car had been recalled. Took him a solid ten seconds to get it.
Been on since March. Two car washes, one hot summer, still looks brand new. That thing is welded on.
Only complaint is I bought three. My brother nicked one off the door the day after I fitted it. Buying the nine pack next.
Bought the six pack for my car and four mates. It's a running joke at every meet now. Worth it for the first reaction alone.
THE CHEAP VERSION VS THIS ONE
WHAT'S IN THE 6-PACK
- 6 x Passenger Warning Stickers$54.00
- Free US shipping$6.95
- Prep wipe + install card$4.00
- 30-day 'if nobody laughs' refundIncluded
We print in runs of 500 and ship from our own shelf, so when a pack shows sold out it's actually sold out. No fake timers on this page.
THE 'IF NOBODY LAUGHS' GUARANTEE
Stick one on. Show three people. If not one of them reads it out loud, send us a photo and we'll refund you in full. Keep the stickers, we're not going to ask for a used sticker back. That's the whole policy.
30 days from delivery. No forms, no arguing.
FAQ
No. It's a low-tack outdoor vinyl made to come off clean. Warm it with a hair dryer for ten seconds and it lifts in one piece with no residue. We wouldn't sell it if it cost you a deposit.
THE CHEAPEST LAUGH YOU'LL GET OUT OF THIS CAR.
3, 6 or 9 stickers. Free shipping. Ships in 24 hours. Refunded if nobody laughs.
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